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Jessica Alba movies
By no means am I saying any of these movies are good. I am ranking them based on how great The Alba looked in each one from best to worst.
1. 
Sin City
2. 
Into the Blue
3. 
Honey
4. 
Idle Hands
5. 
Fantastic Four
6. 
Flipper
7. 
Fantastic Four: Rise of the Silver Surfer
Add comment January 22, 2008
The seven: Fall movies I want to see
With the weather starting to feel more like fall I figured it was time to dig deep into the upcoming movies and pick out the ones I know I want to see this autumn.
1. Eastern Promises
2. Across the Universe
3. Lions for Lambs
4. Run, Fatboy Run
5. The Assassination of Jesse James by the Coward Robert Ford
6. I Want Someone to East Cheese With
7. Rendition
Add comment September 2, 2007
The seven: Hottest women of 80’s movies
I was a young teen as the 80’s came to a close and these women were the goddesses of my movie watching. For those of you old enough, I know you feel the same way about some of these lovely ladies. Maxim helped out but I did agree with most of their choices.
1. 
Phoebe Cates in Fast Times at Ridgemont High.
2. 
Janet Jones in The Flamingo Kid.
3. 
Deborah Foreman in Valley Girl.
4. 
Kelly LeBrock in Weird Science.
5. 
Catherine Mary Stewart in Night of the Comet.
6. 
Diane Franklin in Better Off Dead.
7. 
Julia Montgomery in Revenge of the Nerds.
Add comment August 30, 2007
The seven: My favourite sports movies
This week I am posting my seven favourite sports movies. Notice I did not say best, I said favourite and they are in no particular order.
1. 
Hoosiers
2. 
Caddyshack
3. 
Remember the Titans
4. 
Rudy
5. 
Youngblood
6. 
Million Dollar Baby
7. 
Tin Cup
4 comments August 26, 2007
The seven: Movies that are too long
Today’s list is seven of movies that I think were way too long! Maybe some editing would of improved the quality and success in some cases of these flicks.
Hulk
Running time: 138 minutes
What to cut: Nick Nolte. Not him entirely, but do you need to stop the movie to pit him and Eric Bana in chairs opposite one another to discuss antigovernment issues? I don’t want Bruce Banner in therapy—I want him pissed off, green, and busting up shit all over the place.
King Kong
Running time: 187 minutes
What to cut: The buildup. Part of the original film’s charm is that it takes its sweet time before things really start cooking. But in the 1930s, audiences didn’t mind sitting in theaters all day, because their only other options were standing in lines and starving.
Pearl Harbor
Running time: 183 minutes
What to cut: Nearly everything. Make this a brisk, 45-minute, painstakingly detailed account of the invasion, and I’d pop in that DVD whenever there was some time to kill between CSIs. If anyone needs to know anything more, they can fire up Wikipedia. I would also suggest keeping a few shots of Kate in there just cause she is super hot.
The Matrix Reloaded
Running time: 138 minutes
What to cut: Maybe this is harsh but how about the part right after the opening credits to the part where the credits roll?
Alexander
Running time: 220 minutes
What to cut: Just like the previous flick I would have to say pretty much chop the whole thing down to the length of a trailer. Funny, I remember seeing the trailer and thinking wow that will be a good movie. I will say this, it might be the first movie to ever make you feel like you are actually living out the timeline of the story.
The Thin Red Line
Running time: 170 minutes
What to cut: Sitting through The Thin Red Line in a movie theater actually qualifies as a tour of duty. I remember actually dozing off a few times and always waking up feeling like I did not miss a thing. So I would have to say cutting out a lot of the imagery and adding some actual story.
Heat
Running time: 171 minutes
What to cut: The personal lives. Pacino has enough to scream over without a difficult home life or a moaning Natalie Portman (wait a sec? haha) to worry about, and De Niro’s wooing of Amy Brenneman is just embarrassing for all who watch. Ashley Judd was in this flick but clearly they did not do enough to make me remember her.
Add comment August 20, 2007
The seven: Guys you don’t want to piss off
Today’s list is of seven vengeful badasses from movies. These guys certainly had a way with people and certainly did not like to be messed with.
William Munny (Clint Eastwood), Unforgiven
V (Hugo Weaving), V for Vendetta
Maximus (Russell Crowe), Gladiator
Creasy (Denzel Washington), Man on Fire
Marv (Mickey Rourke), Sin City
El Mariachi (Antonio Banderas), Desperado
Dae-su Oh (Min-sik Choi), Oldboy
2 comments August 18, 2007
The seven: Will Ferrell clips
Today I just figured we all needed a laugh so what better way than to list some clips of Will Ferrell. Enjoy.
Add comment August 17, 2007
The seven: Will Ferrell clips
Today I just figured we all needed a laugh so what better way than to list some clips of Will Ferrell. Enjoy.
Add comment August 17, 2007
The seven: Hottest women celebs
Now keeping in mind that Katie always ranks on top of the list, I have put together the top seven hottest celebrity women in no particular order (in my opinion). Enjoy and feel free to disagree. Just for kicks I added in brackets where they rank on Maxim’s TOP 100 of 2006 list.
- Kate Beckinsale (Not rated)
- Bridget Moynahan (97)
- Eva Green (20)
- Emmanuelle Chriqui (37)
- Amy Acker (Not rated)
- Scarlett Johansson (6)
- Sienna Miller (42)
Add comment August 17, 2007
The seven: Favourite Transformers
My favourite Transformers. More than meets the eye to this list
If you want to see the entire list and maybe make your own list head over to this site.
Add comment August 17, 2007
